Vicky the Vacuum

WHERE WILL I PUT THIS MESS I SEE?

HOW CAN I CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY?

UNDER THE BED OR BY THE TV.

UNDER THE BED OR BY THE TV.

MOM’S GONNA BE MAD AT ME.

A THOUSAND LEGOS AND A BUNCH OF CDS

SCATTER ACROSS IN FRONT OF ME.

OPEN THE DRAWERS AND PACK THEM IN,

OPEN THE DRAWERS AND PACK THEM IN,

MOM’S GONNA BE MAD AT ME.


BIG AS A BOAT, SHINY AND GREY

VICKIE THE VACUUM CAME MY WAY.

SUCK, RATTLE, BING, BANG, BOOM,

SHE WENT IN A SWOOP TO CLEAN MY ROOM.

BIG AS A BOAT, SHINY AND GREY

VICKIE THE VACUUM CAME MY WAY.

SUCK, RATTLE, BING, BANG, BOOM,

SHE WENT IN A SWOOP TO CLEAN MY ROOM.


A THOUSAND LEGOS AND A BUNCH OF CDS,

VICKIE ATE THEM UP IN FRONT OF ME.

SHE SUCKED UP THE CRAYONS AND PAPERS, TOO

AND ALL THE BITTY WRAPPERS FROM CANDY CHEWS.

MOM’S GONNA BE PROUD OF ME.

I STOOD AND WATCHED AND MY EYES GREAT BIG,

AS VICKIE SWOOPED AND HER BELLY GREW HUGE,

AS VICKIE SWOOPED AND HER BELLY GREW HUGE.

BUR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .P!


BIG AS A BOAT, SHINY AND NEW,

VICKIE THE VACUUM WENT AWAY.

SHE BURPED, SNORTED AND EVEN ACHEWED.

WHERE SHE WENT, I HADN’T A CLUE.

BIG AS A BOAT, SHINY AND NEW,

VICKIE THE VACUUM WENT AWAY.

SHE BURPED, SNORTED AND EVEN ACHEWED.

WHERE SHE WENT, I HADN’T A CLUE.


I PICKED THINGS UP, ONE, TWO THREE;

PUT THEM WHERE THEY OUGHT TO BE.

THE ROOM WAS SHINY AND CLEAN AT LAST,

THE ROOM WAS SHINY AND CLEAN AT LAST,

MOM’S GONNA BE PROUD OF ME.

MOM’S GONNA BE PROUD OF ME.

VICKIE – COME BACK. BURP!